Random sayings???

Why do people use random sayings, especially in football, that have no relevance.

For instance i, nor anyone i know, have ever seen, nevermind jumped on a bandwagon, so when someone says this, i feel nothing but violence towards them.

'it only takes a second to score a goal' the now dead Brian Clough once claimed and while theoretically correct, surely the build up should be counted, so its basically bollocks.

It takes two to Tango? I'm sure you could do it solo, after all, having a wank is like doing sex solo.

Any more that you feel have little or no relavence????

If masturbation is the same as solo sex, you need to get a more active partner...
Give the old forearms a rest once in a while.

try the old
"it's a game of 2 halves"..
erm, has anyone watched a match in the last 10 years where the first 'half' and second 'half' were the same length? don't get me started when it comes to extra time and penalties how this would affect the fractions for this.

'He's got a good engine on him' wtf, is he some sort of hybrid man/car?

"he has an old head on young shoulders"
Ridiculous saying,the only thing close is Gary Neville who looks like Albert steptoe was his daddy.

'he's pussy footing around', does this mean you wear some kind of cat slippers?

"The boys got all the talent in the world, but needs to grow up".......in ref to MB.

WTF???

If he had ALL the talent in the world - he'd be grown up already! He'd be a talented grown-up!!

STUPID FUCK-WITS!!! me included, who have used this bullshit in a reply!!

"Promised me the world.............and gave me an Atlas"

Being an ex Wythy lad...............the words of Peter Kay came back to me the other week when visiting my Mum.

"Turn off the big light for me darling"

The big light???? Nearly pissed my sides......not heard that in ages.

My gran used to say 'he could stick it on a sixpence could Colin Bell' ??

The old classic "don't come running to me if you break your leg", springs to mind.

"It's like looking for a needle in a haystack".......who's ever had a needle anywhere near a haystack.

Not exactly a saying but Alan Shearer said "There are 13 or 14 clubs in the bottom half of the table at the moment" just before Christams on MOTD.

He's all arms & legs ! WTF he's got no head or body !

The cat's got his tongue. Why would the cat have anyone's tongue & how would it be able to get it out of someones mouth

It was a bad time to concede a goal. Is there ever a good time ?

'He's on the Gravy Train' wtf, is it a train made out of or just transporting the brown mixture?

'come on spill the beans' ???? wtf, is this some sort of fetish that you want beans pouring over you?

'Take it on the chin' which one?


'he's got good feet for a big man' the classic, we,ve all used it

"He's down in the dumps"

"Always fight fire with fire"

"Do you get my drift?"

Wipe that smile off your face.

'Always fight fire with fire' That was my old Dad's motto and also the reason he got sacked from the Fire Brigade.

Ba dum tish!