Balotelli to Liverpool....the dippers in heaven!

My FB page has gone crazy with my 'dipper' mates feigning over the possibility of signing Mario.

One wrote:

"this will be the final piece of the jigsaw"

I replied:

"this will be the final nail in your coffin"

They now all claim - "he's good fun, blah de blah"....don't ever remember any of them saying he was great when he was with us and apparently, he's a great goalscorer now!!!    

They haven't got a clue what they're letting themselves in for        

No brainier really at £16 million
He might be a nobhead but he will score plenty for the candlewielders

He's a one in two man until the wheels fall off.

Balotelli & Sturridge  a match made in Heaven !!!!!!!

getting our cast offs.

Apparently, the deal's not signed and sealed yet, as Liverpool have insisted on a "no dicking about" clause in the contract (or words to that effect).....Balotelli replied "that's just the way i am".

He needs to sign by 12 noon to be eligible to play against the Champs on Monday.

Didn't he only only score 20 goals in 3 seasons (54 games).

Hardly a brilliant return...and he's nearer 1 in 3 than 1 in 2...so not great.

shakencity wrote:Apparently, the deal's not signed and sealed yet, as Liverpool have insisted on a "no dicking about" clause in the contract (or words to that effect).....Balotelli replied "that's just the way i am".

Yeah, I'd heard that too.  Apparently he has to behave himself.  But what are the dippers going to do if he doesn't?

• They can't fire him as they'd have flushed sixteen mill down the loo.
  
• They could make him train alone, but then he'd miss out on the team exercises, so he'd be less useful.
  
• They could stop him playing, but then they'll be paying him half a mill a month to sit on his arse.
  
• They could fine him, but what would he actually learn from that?  He's a multi millionaire, a fine won't hurt him and even if it did, his agent would get the PFA to overturn it.
  

He could sign whatever he wants, but it'll make bollocks all difference.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28892582

He ain't completed the move in time to play on Monday night.

He scored just under 1 in 2 game s(inc. pens) in his first season with us. 3 in 20 games the 2nd.

Scored a hatfull for AC Millan too, good buy for the dippers, but he will miss as many games as Chomper did.