Pablo Zabaletta - The Facts

Pablo Zabaletta doesn't need to jump start a car, the car jump starts itself out of fear.

Pablo Zabaletta can show you a picture from when he was older

Pablo Zabaletta clapped with one hand. And heard it too.

If you met Pablo Zabaletta in your dreams he would tackle you back to reality

The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Pablo Zabaletta tackle people.

Pablo Zabaletta can beat boredom. With his tackles.

Pablo Zabaletta can make miracles. He onced tackled a blind guy and he got his vision back.

When Pablo Zabaletta plays soccer, the goalkeeper is the ball.

The Tsunami wave is created by Pablo Zabaletta. When he makes a tackle in beach soccer.

People singing the Christmas song "My two front teeth" must of met up with Pablo Zabaletta.

Pablo Zabaletta can punch you in the arm and it'll break your legs

There's no such thing as De Ja Vu. It's just Pablo Zabaletta messing with your mind !

Pablo Zabaletta is like a diamond. He can't be destroyed, and nobody questions his value.

A lost TV remote will come out of hiding to find Pablo Zabaletta.

Pablo Zabaletta died 10 years ago but the grim reaper hasn't had the courage to tell him.

Pablo Zabaletta's house doesn't have any doorknobs...because he kicks open every door he goes through

Contrary to popular belief, Pablo Zabaletta is the only person who can sneeze with their eyes open

Pablo Zabaletta wasn't born. Pablo Zabaletta was unleashed.

The only reason why their isn’t an ice cream flavour named “Pablo Zabaletta” is because people would be too afraid to eat it

Hurricane Katrina wasn’t the weather…it was the wind of a Pablo Zabaletta tackle felt from Texas to Louisiana.

If Pablo Zabaletta were a substance, he would abuse you.

Scientists have just discovered what dark matter really is. It's the shock-waves of Pablo Zabaletta's tackles filling the void of the universe.

Unlike Rome, Pablo Zabaletta was built in a day.

Scientists say that nothing can escape from a black hole. Black holes have to escape from Pablo Zabaletta

While you are reading this Pablo Zabaletta has tackled 351 football players.

Pablo Zabaletta gave birth to his dad....

Pablo Zabaletta once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Disappointed, he then walked out.

Pablo Zabaletta is capable of killing a man with his thumb - he just prefers tackling people to death instead.

There's a lot of celebrity death hoaxes over the internet. However if you Google; "Pablo Zabaletta Dead", a boot will come out of the screen and hit you.

When it comes to Pablo Zabaletta, you can't run, you can't hide, you can't become non-existent... he'll find you.

Scientists use Pablo Zabaletta’s pulse to check if their atomic clocks are accurate.

Pablo Zabaletta knows the answer to every question, the answer is Pablo Zabaletta

Pablo Zabaletta shaves with a butchers knife, as Gillette is not the best Pablo Zabaletta can get.

Gazelles get chased by lions. Lions get chased by Pablo Zabaletta.

The echo from a Pablo Zabaletta tackle ricochets into the past.

Pablo Zabaletta polishes his boots with melted children

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Pablo Zabaletta

Pablo Zabaletta does not speak. Words try to escape his mouth.

Pablo Zabaletta has no pubes, because hair cannot grow on steel.

A police patrol officer pulled Pablo Zabaletta over the other day. Being a man who respects the law, Pablo Zabaletta let him off with a warning.

Death once took Pablo Zabaletta. Death regretted it.

Pablo Zabaletta once created a sonic boom by tackling Wayne Rooney.

Pablo Zabaletta's car doesn’t run on petrol, it runs of fear!


JUST A FEW PABLO ZABALETTA FACTS!