The 606 Best Wum Competiton

As the title says, a competition starting tommorrow to see who can create the best wum article with the most responses on 606. The competition shall last for 2 weeks, giving everyone time to clog what is already a playground of a forum, up with more nonsensical drivel than it has already.

Extra credit will be given for artistic creativity and for most abusive posts removed.

I know its childish, but i used to like 606, but now its just a haven for the socially inept and i think its about time we took the City board back and wum the wummers before it dies like the mangy dog it is.

So can you be the 606 wum champion? Let the competition commence.

Balls, I don't think I'll be able to replicate my medical report on Nani from a couple of weeks ago in terms of creativity, use of factual info, and sheer volume of abuse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A82530335

But I'll have a crack at it!

Might have a go but evrytime I stray onto another board it gets pulled.

I'm betting 5 minutes before a spud gets it pulled

Here's my attempt.


The Italian Job
Premier League Tottenham Hotspur
by Boris Inky Gibson (U14519845) 29 March 2011

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Good morning Spurs fans. I was discussing classic movies from the 1960's with my beautiful wife the other evening when I visited her in a young offenders unit.

I was reminded of the all-time favourite, The Italian Job and the character, Mr Bridger who was played by the iconic Noel Coward - A 'Mr Big' character, if you will.

To summarize the plot, a gang of daring villans plan an audacious raid in Europe but the all the strings are being pulled by Mr Bridger despite the fact he's languishing in prison.

My question is would you, as loyal Tottenham Hotspur fans think Harry Redknapp could fulfil a similar role if incarcerated and guide Spurs to success in the Europa League next season?

No wums please.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83039097?s_fromedit=1&s_type=10&s_sport=football


I expect it to last about 3 minutes.

Hahaha Inky fucking top notch mate!!

3 minutes, pulled as a 'Team Taunt'. Precious bunch of cunts.

Haha I knew it.

Little fucking gays

Mine still in there but some sods have been giving it 5 stars....

haha Inky, absolute class, but i think you need a bit more subtlety.

I've give it a go on the Spuds board, lets see how long i last?

Post links people.

Inky, how do i do a link? I'm a computer mong.

Copy the http:// bar at the top of your 606 posts page, then paste it back on this posts page.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83040725

Warming up nicely

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83043713?s_fromedit=1&s_type=10&s_sport=football

Let's see the Goons bite on this one !

Sorry TMG, I count 2 reasonable replies on your "WUM" from Arsenal fans..

If that was a bus,, you just missed it..

ps, I'm not on 606 so can't help/hinder any of these...

Early days moon, early days

And there it is, BWTAC raises his bat as he reaches 3 figures for the first time, including 9 1 stars, a truely Herculean effort.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83040725

BWTAC

I think you have proved once & for all that Spuds are the biggest wankers on 606. Well done

TMG, cheers, not a bad effort for day one of the competition, i think i'll try the red dippers next time, they seem to get precious quickly.

I tried a Spurs wum on our page and it got binned by City fans before any of the Spuds I was trying to ensnare got chance to read it. Boo!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1371080/Manchester-United-hated-UK-company.html

There's got to be one in this. The rags more hated than Ryanair and investment bankers!

So as day 1 comes to a close, it seems the day belongs to BWTAC with an impressive 160 responses on the Spud board, also chipping in with 9 x 1*.

TMG threatened, but ultimately failed to deliver with a paltry 17 replies on the Goons board.

Inky constantly got pulled off, which is a new experience for him.

And good old lee, had several arguments about spelling and grammer, sometimes with himself!

So its 160 to beat, a mighty total indeed, but not unbeatable, so onwards and upwards to day 2, good wumming.

I've long been banned from 606 and couldn't be arsed making a new email address as I usually use the phone but apparently the BBC,while it appears ok for them to harass the ferguson family, a mere suggestion that a homosexual tryst was going on between baconface,the Neville cunt and oshea the bandit had me removed.Anyway perhaps this could be a suggested thread to see if the 160 can be beaten?
Topics you could try are telling the spuddies,goons,ragmongs and dippers that you've heard that City have the stadium name sold for £500 million to Etihad Airways which covers the FFP in full and we will now show a healthy profit.Ask them for help in naming the stadium and suggest alternative names for theirs to get them biting and if you can drag Joe harts dance instructor along with the spuds that 160 could be in sight
Happy wumming

BWTAC
Very good effort I have to say & put my effort to shame However you're not having 160 replies. A good 1/3 of them replies were from Inky & Heywood so they don't count ! Trouble with mine was I wasn't able to post all day as I had to go to work & couldn't get on the site at work. Nevertheless I will aim to get better than an embarrassing 17 tomorrow

IN the interest of fairness, currently, any reply from JHDI should be dis-regarded from that count also..
Looks like he took the red pill last week....

JHDI has been banned which is probably why 606 was more readable yesterday. I've got a feeling that he's also 'Fan Of City'.

Here's todays effort, lets see how long it lasts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83069463

Looks like you're off to a flyer boy.

shaken - I thought it might be a little too direct and obvious, but then i thought its 606, their mostly dumb fucks. and wouldn't get irony if it hit them in the face.

If I caould post on there, surely we spend more on Crocky than 14 mil? or am I loosing my marbles...

Does look like it could be a new contender today though this one...

Bit of a late start for me today but I thought I'd try the Spuds today as they are quite clearly the biggest wankers on 606

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F20837482?thread=8140191&post=107686584#p107686584

Here I go!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83072928

Just read yours Daz and Tony.

Classics in the making!

Hahaha Vince, nice one mate, lets see if they bite?

This wumming is quite liberating.

I have a bite!!!

Vince I reckon yours will get pulled unfortunately (so to speak !). The Spuds are big cry babies as well as being wankers

Looks like my effort on the dippers board is petering out. In the 40's though, quite respectable.

Mine's still going but I've had to give it a boost !

Been pulled by the yid gays.

I will recompose and come back stronger!

A boost!! You've practically given it CPR!

Round 2!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A83074971?s_fromedit=1&s_type=10&s_sport=football

Haha, fucking hell Vince, if that doesn't get them biting, nothing will.

My net is at the ready Daz!

Got some little yid fish

Wow, here we go.

Its so easy.

Lets see if they cry and get it pulled.

Haha pulled, what a set of fuckwits

Funny while it lasted though.