Nasty out for 4-6 weeks

He may not be ready to play until the end of September.
 
I think we'll be ok with Lezza, Micah and Boyata as cover.

I'm sure we will be.  Are we still in the hunt for Pepe, though?

I hope not Leo. 

As you said, we have more than enough cover. Garcia can even play there if absolutely necessary. Although, we don't want that, he is there if we need him.

Well, if we're not getting Pepe then I'd very much appreciate the club flinging a few grand in my direction to cover the losses that ebay look like inflicting on me.  Fucking fucktards 

I am missing the E-bay reference  Why is E-bay costing you thousands?

MCM - I found out this morning they've blocked my account from selling.  Seeing as we use it to sell stuff to help pay to put our daughter through university and it's already seen us splash out about £3500 in the first year alone (all paid for by what we've sold on there) then we'll have to find the remaining seven grand from somewhere else.  And I can safely say, it's going to be a bit of a pain in the arse to do so without just dipping even deeper into our salaries.

Fucking ebay.  They can suck my hairy ballsack.

They really are tossers Leo.

Perhaps stick some stuff on Craiglist? It's no eBay, but it might help shift a few things.

Yeah, we're having to look at other options, like that or ebid.  Or god forbid, car boots...

Can't you just set up a new account?

Probably.  That said, it's hard work for small profit, so we're going to look at other options instead.  And ebay are robbing bastards anyway, they should change their name to turpinbay...

Sorry Leo, that sucks hope you sort something out mate.

Thanks MCM.  I'm sure we'll find something.