Slow day...

This is why we all hate the International break, right?  No City matches, a couple of boring Internationals and a financial report on how many pies the rags have to sell to pay Falcao's wages.  Yawnorama. 

So I'd like to take this opportunity to ask:  Would you want Paul Pogba's shorts as a match day memento?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/14/paul-pogba-asked-for-france-shirt-by-young-fan-offers-shorts-instead-but-is-flatly-rejected-4906413/?

Or indeed, the shorts of any player?

I don't know if it's just me, but surely the post match shorts are even worse than their socks?  And if I'm wrong and people actually want a player's bollock sweat soaked shorts, where will it end?  Are we going to see our favourite players having to strip down to their jocks to hand out kit-based mementos?

I'd have Segios shorts if he gave um to me....but not Pogbas