New England captain.....

Same old collapse. Woke to find England 100-5.

Good knock from Morgan. Everyone else was decidedly average.

That's because for England they are. Except for todays knock, i think Morgan's an average player too.

It's no use getting big hundreds and fifties against mediocre opposition, then getting out 1st ball when they play the big boys. As always, England flatter to deceive.

230 odd all out is nowhere near enough, especially with the likes of Jordan and Woakes bowling....oh, and watch Finn bowl too short for the most part too.

I expect Australia to win with around 10 overs to spare.

They were not far off a reasonable score on that pitch. Just needed another 30 runs but Morgan fell near the end and the overs weren't used up.

Morgan had a worse record than Cook with the bat of late so was damn lucky to keep his place, never mind be named as captain.

I take it you're not a big fan of our bowlers Den...

Finn 4 over for 31 and England look beaten already. Maybe if Warner is out soon, there is a slim chance.

Topdawg wrote:I take it you're not a big fan of our bowlers Den...

No, they're fuckin rubbish Dawg.

Have you seen the 1st wkt, short wide shit from Woakes that the batsman dragged on. Lucky.

Oh no, Jordan's come on....EVERYONE ON THE BOUNDARY LADS!!!!!

Jordan bowling short and wide getting clobbered. Bullshit bowling.

Aussies took first 3 wickets with some swing so we bang it in short and wide.

Holy crap he's just snared Watson....great catch bytheway.

And a maiden to boot. Got to go to get my car mot'd so will miss the next 90 minutes. Game will be over by then.

Broad copping some stick now. Get the spinners on I say.

shakencity wrote:I expect Australia to win with around 10 overs to spare.

Ta dar.....10 overs and 1 ball to be exact.

Full o shit England.......all talk n no balls.