Shame really

...but Tevez is not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer. He won't make the wages anywhere else and we all know why his missus left Manchester. I don't know who he thinks he's kidding. He just started to look good too - good haircut and obviously had his choppers fixed. I'm sure he will live to regret it - but life goes on without him. Adios - thanks for the memories.

Who has bulbs in the knife drawer?
Is this a Yorkshire or Floridian custom?
He might have had his hair cut and his gnashers sorted but the scars of the duck apple in the chip pan are still clearly evident
I think it's more a shame that Carlos,Adebeyor and Bellers aren't our three pronged attack.At the top of their game that's as good a forward line as any in the world

George Bush once got his analogies mixed up - and "Saturday Night Live" never let him forget it The scars are war wounds. His hair and choppers he could do something about - and did.

Agreed - shame we won't have your three pronged attack.