What's in store for the close season?

As 606 is no longer with us, I'm wondering what other fans will have to discuss - apart from us ruining football.

Yernited: The warchest creaking open to tie M07 down for one more year. No value in the market

Grieverpool: spunking £18.5mil on Sunderland's third best player. Must be their history that swung the deal.

Villa: Benitez!

Chelsea: Who'll take over after Goose

Arsenal: who have we got in the emirates cup?

Rooney returtns at the start of next season looking like a peace loving hippy.

City buy the entire Barca team for £500 million plus jo.

King Kenny says its Liverpools year.

Chelsea make Mark Hughes their player Manager as he's younger than most of there players anyway.

Arsenal buy four new keepers in close season but there all bobbins.

Tottingham sort out their defensive frailties with the £30 million scalp of Titus Bramble

Spuds sell Bale to City and replace him with Joke Hole.
Arsenal sell Nasri and Fabregas and replace him with a malnourished 18 year old African.
Chelski appoint Mark Hughes as their new boss.
Everton/Gollum cry when City buy Baines.
Liverpool spunk 18 million on Jordon Henderson, Andy Carroll and Steven Gerrad beat up a DJ and share a cell with 'Arry Redknapp.