United fans....delusional.

Had friends over for dinner last night. 3 of them are rags...  1 of them is pretty impartial, but two of them are your atypical United supporters.

TS had run a poll on the best U21 in the world right now; this was the poll:

Asensio
Alli
Mbappe
Rashford

You can see where this is going from my perspective. Where's Gabriel?

The argument went along the lines of "come on, Rashford is class".....didn't really matter what I said about Jesus, they wouldn't have it, until I pointed out that Gabriel has 11 goals in 15 games. Rashford has 12 goals in 49 games. I then pointed out that Gabriel has 4 goals this season, Rashford has 2.....

They they then pointed out that Rashford plays wide now Lukaku is at United, so is more a winger now. 
Yep, they set themselves us perfectly.

So I pointed out that Leroy Sane is 21 and a winger, yet he's got more goals than Rahsford and Alli.
Sterling has more than the both of them...but granted, he's now 22....but I left that there.

They still wouldn't have it....until the impartial one said "I think Sane, Gabriel and Sterling are all better than Rashford right now"....the room exploded in expletives. Even with facts, they just wouldn't have it. I wouldn't mind, but the impartial one goes to every game, the other two don't have season tickets!

A man is known by the company he keeps...

Yep. A millionaire businessman, a person who's scaled Everest and an RAF fast jet pilot.....see, it means nothing if you're a rag bastard! 

you said it  ))

Of the 3, who was the impartial one???

Are they all from Manchester?

I'll guess the pilot...

No, not all born in Manchester. One Londoner, one Manc and one from Lancashire.

And no, it wasn't the pilot.