Guaranteed a Win.

Well according to my brother, it is me who brings the Everton curse upon us and he is convinced as i will be unable to be at the game tomorrow due to my attendence at a very posh wedding, that we are almost certainly guaranteed a win.

I have been pre warned by Mrs BWTAC, that if i try and covertly listen to the game during the wedding ceremony, it will be my wedding tackle that will be suffering.

Any ideas how i can keep abreast of the ensuing victory will be greatly appreciated.

put your phone on vibrate and stick it down your pants.

get someone to text you every time we score.

i'm sure missus BWTAC won't be checking down there and when we score, you'll get a cheap thrill too!

Suggest a romantic pre-wedding meal in a pub.. you get brownie points and gt to watch the football.

I think we've had a shitload of badluck and jinks, hoodoo's voodoo's etc befall us against the Toffees of late, I think it's high time we got our own back! and hopefully we will be well up for the game after our last poor performance(s) against them!

Dawg, the only problem with that is i will start to panic if it doesn't vibrate and also, if we score a hatful, i might have a bit of a crisis with all the vibrating.

JHDI, unfortunately, the wedding overlaps the game, so no can do on that one.

Do you want to borrow my pocket DAB Daz? Fake a little illness just before KO, listen to it in the shitter, and recover just in time to enjoy the piss up later.

say it vibrates 6 times BWTAC, if you end up jizzing in your pants, you can blame it on old age, make your excuses, go to the bathroom and check the score.

I don't think me shouting "Yes" then jizzing in my pants would go down too well, like i said, its a very posh wedding.

make sure it's a camera phone, and put on silent, no vibrate and have somebody text you as above..



keep getting your phone out to take more photo's of the happy couple..



exclaim to the wife..



"bah you know the lads they keep trying to get me in trouble, good job I put my phone on silent to enjoy this wonderfully romantic day with you my darling"..



check scores from text, rinse repeat...

BoyWithTheArabsCash wrote:I don't think me shouting "Yes" then jizzing in my pants would go down too well, like i said, its a very posh wedding.

I laughed just a little bit too loudly when I read that...

get the thing on vibrate. every time city score, toast the happy couple.

after the fifth or sixth time they will think you just a tad eccentric