Shock Horror! Tevez wants to leave

In the papers this morning Tevez wants to leave city. Christ, this is such old news it should be alongside Hitler annexes Sudetenland. What the fuck is going on when this is a headline?

Obviously nothing john .

Must be a slow news day...

Hardly doing his CV any good by slacking the whole summer, getting fat, growing a beard to hide his double chin and keeping the bench warm due to missing a few sitters!

At least Mario has but his head down, worked hard in training and then popped up with a matchbreaking goal straight off the bench, and with a brilliant piece of public show of affection for his manager, did his chances no harm at all.

Tevez will have to sort his self out if he wants to leave, no one will want a sulky primadonna who can't score.

Isn't it funny how the sulky prima donna tag has moved from Balo to Tevez in such a short time? He's obviously still cheesed off at Cook not letting him go to Corinthians on the verbal promise of £40m. Yes, Carlos, like we're going to let you go halfway round the world on some vague pretext of getting money which they could just turn round and default on and leave us up shit street. We're not a fucking charity, although we're doing a pretty good job of looking like one after all the time and space we've given you.

After that non-performance against Brum midweek, we should give him a Barton. End his contract, give him some compensation and let him go where he wants. We shouldn't be carrying him, especially given he's on more money than everyone else.