I know we're not allowed to swear in titles now...

But fuck off Kia!

"He'd be happy to move to another Premier League club"

But ruled out a move back to West Ham:

"He loves West Ham... But that's not going to happen" - why? Because he won't get a quarter of the amount of money that he will if he moves to another top PL or European team. So is Carlos really that desperate to play, itching to come of the bench?

Pipe down till January. I only want to hear your name in the press confirmirming that a) Tevez has left the club, b) De Jong has dropped you as his 'advisor', or c) you have been missing since Christmas, were last seen on a fishing trip in the Arabian Sea, and are presumed dead.

I'm sure all of you would be able to pick one or more of those three options, whichever combination it would be is down to a matter of taste I suppose...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Manchester-City-transfer-gossip-Carlos-Tevez-wants-move-to-another-Premier-League-club-says-advisor-Kia-Joorabchian-article825204.html

they are cunts of the highest order

Well Kia, whos fault is it that "your player's" in this mess? We'd have to say yours for advising him to sign a 5yr deal at City not so very long ago.

So until another PL/European club stumps up right ammount of spondoolies to pay the required transfer fee set by City and not you, or "your player's" willing to accept a hefty drop in salary, you're advised to STFU.

I really hope City don't allow him to go out on loan, unless they are willing to pay ALL of his wage. If no-one puts a bid in at CITYS asking price, then he stays where he is and there's not a right lot he or his slimey advisor can do about it.



By the way grated, option (c) sounds good to me.

pay a loan fee (at least £5M) for a season and pay his wages too.