Vinny K- Offering City Fans a Chance to Write His Team Talk

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So - line up...............and have a go, post it on here and we will judge it on Friday evening! Maybe do a combined one - send it to Vinny, win the shirt and we can auction it for a charity of choice?

Right lads, let's beat this shower of shit just like we did lthe last time we played um. Narge, you boot that whinging twat Nani into row Z in the 1st minute, that'll keep him quiet for the rest of the game. I'll keep niggling Shreks ankles throughout, he's bound to snap and get sent off. Edin, do us a favour and see if you can hit that fuckin barn door for once. Lezzer, you just stay out of trouble and as far away from the ball as possible at all times. Yaya, don't come within 20yds of me at the back or i'll crack you, i'll get the ball to you and David. David, you and Sami, keep those balls going through to Serge as normal. Gael and Micah, you 2 keep it tight and don't let those 2 nancy boy wingers take the piss. Right lads, have we all got that.....good, now lets's go and spank um.

Here goes:

Bollocks - i keep hitting send

blueboy0304 wrote:Bollocks - i keep hitting send

that's the worst team talk I've heard so far..

Vinny’s Battle Call at The Etihad

Vinny K: Long I pondered Allison’s cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise. For from true Manc to true Manc, the word was spread that bold Allison and his pal Young, so long from the game, laid down their lives; not just for City, but for all football and the promise this country holds. Now, here on this beautiful patch of earth called The Etihad, let those hordes face obliteration!

City Players: HA-OOH!!

Vinny K: Just across the tunnel (points with arm outstretched) there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers -- knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the boots of 11 players. Yet they stare out across the pitch at 40,000 Citizens commanding 40,000 true Mancs: HA-OOH!

City Players: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

Vinny K: The enemy outnumbered us a paltry 9 to 1 last time, good odds for any Citizen. This day we rescue football from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.
Give thanks, men, to Allison and the brave Neil Young.

TO VICTORY!!!

Blueboys shitfaced!

if we beat this shower by 10 goals, maybe that'll be enough to make the old man's heart go bust.

couldn't happen to a nicer man, lets' do it!

Paulpowersleftfoot wrote:Blueboys shitfaced!

I'd just got back from a very boozy lunch - so well spotted. The ENTER key was doing my head in - and my obvious mistake was only identified by yourself - maybe.....

I borrowed the last lines from the film 300.

I was going to say, I thought you'd borrowed heavily from 300 there!

My team talk is much simpler:

"Last time we met this lot, we handed them a beating in their own back yard. They're on our turf now, let's show them how we do it here and DESTROY THE RED MUTHERFUCKERS!!"

That should do it.

leo, you can't use a colour before the word motherfuckers. they may get offended.

Political correctness gone mad!