Who ate all the pies?

Flipping typical, i hike all the frigging way from the top of the 3rd level of the East Stand on Saturday at half time and by the time i get to the front of the queue all the fucking pies have gone and i have to make do with chips and curry sauce. I was really looking forward to a chicken balti pie too!!

well i was in row AA which is a long fucking way to walk up. next time, i will just piss in my pants.

You have to be properly quick to get a pie. And by properly quick, I mean you have to drag yourself away from the match a good 5 minutes before the ref blows for half time. Especially when you're up in the gods. I'm on the bottom tier which has more space and more food bars and even they run out of balti pies before they start the football boules.