Do you believe any paper or media outlet?

I reckon the bbc is about as good as it gets with 'honest' rumours.

Are there any newspapers or websites that you just don't make shit up?

The M.E.N is usually about the most reliable, I don't even read shit like goal.com, Transfer Tavern etc.

Clichy is apparently having his medical at City now.
Guardian reckon we about to cough up £27m for Clichy and Nasri.
Boris, I think you've got your avatars mixed up, we're not on "Oriental Hotties"!

We are big news these days, hence the amount of transfer speculation and downright made up lies, that are reported about us. Comes with the territory i'm afraid.

Unless its on the official website, i tend to take it all with a large pinch of salt.

Oriental Hotties are a lot more interesting than the transfer market at the moment.

Boris, is that a false leg, or has she got an enormous grey cock?

It's made of tropical hardwood and she carries it around to remind her of me.

hi guys i am currently in the uk and have just managed to get a quick peek of the gossip whilst the wife and in laws are out. i do agree the papers are full of shite and lies. i do like the page that updates every week on the city official site that lists the full team of targets according to the media. What a laugh when you look at the amount of names ffp would be shot to bits if we got that lot in.

Welcome home skyblueoz. Looks like you brought a bit of Aussie weather with you.

yeah i hope it lasts tho here for another week then off to the greek island of Rhodes for 2 weeks.

Probably piss it down in Rhodes, cant beat semi tropical manchester

jeez lee are'nt you the happy bunny

Oz, you just know its a northern thing

yeah lee i know my mother was from the north: Why do you think i escaped to oz

Well it couldnt have been the weather so I'm presuming it was the lure of Bondi Beach and the great views. Mind they did introduce a sandpit to central manchester a few years ago..... do you get to watch shameless:)

yes lee one of my favourites, the wife also loves shameless. we are about 4000k's from Bondi tho. perth is great city We live in a place called the swan valley breweries wineries a chocolate factory restraunts galore and an ice cream factory right on the doorstep. I have to play squash twice a week just to keep the trim figure!!!!!!!

2 great showS a mate got from the uk was Mrs Browns Boys and an idiot abroad.

Lucky sod...no sorry I meant you poor poor bloke not living in Manchester with lovely creamy boddies, and rain on demand.

I tend to view the BBC as the most 'honest' of the media outlets.

However it must be remembered that the top of a pile of shit, is still shit.