England seamers are clueless

Bowling short at the end and getting smashed. Then bowling slow balls with no fielders out in the deep on the offside. Utter bollocks.

At least there is a little positive finish after getting hammered with Finn's hattrick to finish the innings.

Topdawg wrote:At least there is a little positive finish after getting hammered with Finn's hattrick to finish the innings.

That's like someone kicking fuck out of you then shaking your hand

Did we really expect anything other than a batting collapse?

How good was Smith's catch? Jesus....

Shame for Taylor on 98....

Not sure about the rules, but he was given out for LBW, they ran anyway and Anderson was run out.

Taylor contested the decision for LBW and it was Not Out. But then, they've gave Anderson out. Weird.

Taylor claimed it was a dead ball after being given out. Ian Botham and the commentators all agreed it should be a dead ball, but the umpires gave it as a run out.

Shame for Taylor as he played so well...but some of the top order were poor, but the Aussie fielding was exceptional.

English fielding not good enough. Bowling not good enough. Batting not good enough. Captain not good enough. At least he lasted more than one ball this time...

England won the toss and had the chance to put the Aussies under pressure by posting a good score on a decent batting track, but no, our clueless fucking Capt bottled it and put them in......they duly run up 340 odd runs to win the game.

Morgan is fucking useless and should fuck off now, whoever put him as Capt should fuck off as well. Get rid of Ali too and get Hales in at the top.

As I said previously, this England team's crap with a capital C.....i'll be absolutely amazed if they win a game.

I'm not sure it matters who batted first. Dropping Finch in the first over did matter. Australia were 70-3 and recovered well. They didn't let the scoreboard stop ticking over. When England were under pressure, the scoring slowed down and then someone did something daft and got out. When England had Australia 5 down, there was a chance of hauling them back and keeping them to a total under 300 but they bowled absolute dross. It's and easy job being a death bowling coach. Straight yorkers targeting middle and off or just outside off. Have someone on the third man boundary in case of an edge and someone on the deep point boundary in case of a bit too much width. Keep someone at deep midwicket, but most men should be on the off side. England, like arseholes, pack the leg side boundary and bowl slow short stuff and get clobbered on the offside for 4s. It's so fucking simple and these guys get paid thousands for knowing nowt.