Footballing Myths

Usually media driven, but somehow become regurgitated by fickle fans as facts. I'll start with some from yesterday,



Kevin Davis is a good old fashioned English centre forward - No he isn't, he's a dirty, cheating cunt of a player.



Owen Coyle has got Bolton playing the right way - No he hasn't, you would have thought Fat Sam was in charge, terrible football.



Mancini is too negative - 7 goals and countless other chances in 2 games suggest otherwise.



Thats just a few from yesterday, so what are your footballing myths?

Oh Daz, ONH is gonna have a field day here .

Kevin Davies is a dirty twat as his record last season proves, that tackle on Agueros Achilies was utterly disgraceful.

"Little Bury" will go straight back down - No they fuckin won't. Sick of hearing it.

"No team Spirit" - Yeah, right.

We play with 3 defensive midfielders.

Adam Johnson never plays.

We're a one man team, we'd be nothing without Carlos Tevez.

King Kenny has made some shrewd buy's. Yeah right, Jordan Henderson future world player of the year.

All our players earn 200k a week.

We have no history always makes me chuckle.

Micah Richards is frustrated at his lack of 1st team oppurtunities.

Nigel De Jong is a physchopathic thug bereft of any skill.

Sergio Aguero will be just another overpaid mercenary

Spurs played free flowing, attacking football all last season.

Liverpool have made a great buy in Andy Carroll as 35m is nothing based on his potential.

Arsene wenger is a genius
actually he is a clueless stallion chewing surrender monkey

Paul Scholes wasn't a good tackler
actually he was a dirty ginger cunt,that's all

United have 330 Million fans worldwide - Not one person has ever even tried to explain how they arrived at that figure but the media treat it as an indisputable fact.

Linked to camera sales?

City won't win anything with Mancini in charge. Wait a minute....

Maybe UNESCO conducted a survey of how many twats there are on the planet and the rags just used that figure.

There is no value in the market.

Ryan Giggs is a superb role model.

Fergies mind games.

" I will not return to Manchester, not for a vacation, not for anything"



Oh really ???

Man United are skint.



well we all got a free scarf last night under our seats, cant be that skint eh. Delivered by DHL

Newton, the free scarves were paid for by Delia Smith. She doesn't want you lot waving the colours of her beloved Norwich

leopold wrote:Newton, the free scarves were paid for by Delia Smith. She doesn't want you lot waving the colours of her beloved Norwich

all the "swag men" selling scarfs outside for a fiver & theres 70,000 free ones inside the ground



I did hear a rumour that United never ordered enough though & some people never got em

ONH, do you get a free scarf if you sign up for all the cup games??

BoyWithTheArabsCash wrote:ONH, do you get a free scarf if you sign up for all the cup games??

full kit, with boots

ONH wrote:all the "swag men" selling scarfs outside for a fiver & theres 70,000 free ones inside the ground

And I bet some people actually bought them and were thoroughly pissed off at wasting a fiver as well