Wanna Laugh????? United's No.1 Fan!!

WARNING: VERY STRONG LANGUAGE - BUT VERY FUNNY!!

PMSL, we've got glory hunting fans not supporting their local club, says the man from deepest Wales.

"Thierry Henry....at least I ain't bald...!!".....or successful....rich.....good looking.....respected.....loved.....

Touch of Tourette's there as well..

It's not fair to laugh at those with obvious mental illness

My other half works for Mencap and says he is obviously mentally retarded.
She cares for people who are more socially adept than him. He is far too sad to laugh at.
I'm one of the 'fucktard Citeh fans from Kent' that he mentions, and yet I just want to give him the hug that he so obviously needs. Bless

That retarded he can use a camera phone and upload it onto his YouTube account!!

He's one of the more intelligent United fans I've heard!

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
In the world of the Scum fans, the moron is a genius.
He is a fuckwit to the rest of us in the developed world.
I always wondered what ONH looked like.

It was the Luke Shaw comment..."looks like Shaw was injured, he was pointing to his upper part of his leg (hamstring) like his calf!

ONH!!

Think he's autistic.

yes he says he is autistic ONH goes under the name of manc python now. The bit that made me laugh about this video was when he burped & preceded to explain it was due to him eating sausages Pure comedy gold!!!!! I do hope Wensdi if she watched plugged her ears up.

That's why I gave it a warning....she wouldn't be too impressed with the amount of C bombs!! 

He's back.....

He still had to get the attendance dig in though...  Makes you wonder who the bitter ones really are! 

Heh Heh he looked like he was in his prison cell & had just had his gas chamber haircut. If that is what supporting Uniturd does to you thank god i'm a city fan. talk about Bitter & twisted, I thought that was supposed to be us.???

leopold wrote:He still had to get the attendance dig in though...  Makes you wonder who the bitter ones really are! 

Yeah, they all have short memories....remember the Bournemouth game that got rescheduled after the bomb alert?

They had more time than we did to rearrange the fixture...it was a PL game and not a CL game (whereby you're given less seating capacity)....yet funnily enough, they filled less seats.

"United count season ticket holders in their attendance figures, whether they turn up or not"...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36316802

Bet the next installment will be good. Watford 3- Utd missing again ( Oh & Rooney was playing should be a good rant)

Ask and I shall deliver!!!

I know he's autistic but seriously what an utter wankstain

I wanna know how he knows Fellaini has ginger pubes!!

About Fellaini and Rooney: "that's all I'm gonna say on the matter"....6 mins into his 10 mins video!!

"I'm sorry"......."sorry"........"it's a fact".......  is he on a loop?  

He should stop eating sausages...

Sausage & Beans Burp!!!! Good job the beans hadn't taken effect that could have been the best video ever. . Carrick with a peg leg?? thought he was crap now I know why. Poor lad thinking Fellaini has Ginger Pubes that is is hair dye you idiot. I know Fellaini is a total Knob but he aint that big as to mistake his hair do for Pubes. . Pure comedy gold. Will be great if Northampton turn Uniturd over that will be a gem of a video. He does have subtle terminology when referring to pep (NOT).

I wonder if he has thought if Rooney & Fellaini are so bad who is it who picks the team?? Oh yes the guy who he says has his backing..... erm

Comedy tourettes legend!

Just had a 'big' rag friend on FB reply, after I've asked him why he's been in hiding for 8 days..."I'm not. I've just realised that all this banter is getting a bit boring"....

FFS.....he got it double-barrelled back!! I'll only increase my anti-Rag posts now.

Sad rags....they just can't take it.

blueboy wrote:Just had a 'big' rag friend on FB reply, after I've asked him why he's been in hiding for 8 days..."I'm not. I've just realised that all this banter is getting a bit boring"....

He's bored of the banter after 8 days?  He wants to try 35 years of it.  And then add on another five years worth of "sugar daddy, relegated when he gets bored, bought success, empty seats, no history".  He'd be in a padded cell by now, wearing a fancy jacket with the sleeves that tie at the back, rocking gently and muttering "no... no... no more banter..."  That's assuming he hadn't been found sharing a bath with an electric heater and a razor blade beforehand.  What a wuss! 

I really need an emoji for how funny this is, but I don't have one.  So I'll have to make do with this instead:

I said the exact thing....try having 30+ years of your drivel because you were successful and we were a laughing stock - and you give up after 3???

I wouldn't mind - he's one of those who posts those sly 'fishing for replies' rags....and who said after 3 games, "Pep v Mourinho? Aguero v Zlatan? Rashford v Kelechi? Mickeytaker v Silva? It's time the we got back to the order in Manchester"...I swear not, that's what he posted!!!

blueboy wrote:"Pep v Mourinho? Aguero v Zlatan? Rashford v Kelechi? Mickeytaker v Silva? It's time the we got back to the order in Manchester"

Well, it seems order has been restored in Manchester.  We're back on top 

As we have been for the past 3 years.....

What makes me laugh is my EFC mates. 'They' are now coming out of the woodwork saying "who's the bigger team?"...because they've won 1, yes 1 more trophy than City in their history....really???? Won fuck all for 21 years...not won a title for 30 years....!!!