How did BWTAC get his fix yesterday?

BWTAC was at a posh wedding yesterday and missed the match. How did he get his updates?

I reckon he took me up on my idea of the vibrating phone down his pants though he must have thought it had stopped working as he had no action for so long.

must have thought it had stopped working





Nice use of the double Entrendre there Dawg

by the way BWTAC, what constitutes a posh wedding?

A posh wedding is one were they dont have to use plastic cutlery and you dont bring your own cans of stella ....or so I'm lead to believe.

do they drink the champers from glass slippers?

Didn't know the score until after the ceremony, which seeing as it was a Catholic do, went on for fucking ever.

I think my exuberence at our pummeling of the Blue Dippers may have resulted in me taking over from the drummer in the band, or it could have been the copious amount of champagne i had earlier downed, however, my skills weren't appreciated and i was booed off.

did you feel like phil neville then?

I would seriously contemplate suicide if i ever felt like Phil Neville.

I don't know how Keith Moon managed to do it, but trying to play whilst pissed just doesn't work. I just stuck to my bit of Dad dancing afterwards.

i went to a posh wedding once and they wanted us to do some fucking line dancing shit!

I like to boogy and shake my booty, but that was total wank. managed to find the snooker room and played there for a while before popping into a club in town.