Last Nights Game

shakencity wrote:

I'd already given up on our European adventure this season and didn't expect us to get anything from last nights game......so i decided to wash my hair instead.

Vincents' Shadow MCFC wrote:Well, what a fucking joke of a game that was.

Where to start??

HART = Solid, seemed alert made a couple of brilliant saves to stop the huniliation. Not at fault for the goal. 8/10 - AGREE

MAICON = Wow. Now as you know I aint a fan of his start with, but FUCK ME what a shocking player he is. Is it now clear enough to those of you that defend the fucking fat waster, that there is a clear reason why he was sold? Shite, offered nothing, looks uninterested, slow, lumbers about, can't cross. 4/10 - FUCKING HELL........GIVE THE FAT FUCKER A 1/10 - HOPELESS UNLESS AGAINST A SHIT TEAM AND IN A 3-5-2 FORMATION WHERE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING DEFENSIVELY. HE HAD 5 OR 6 CHANCES TO CROSS LAST NIGHT WITH NO REAL PRESSURE AND HIT THE FIRST DEFENDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

KOMPANY = Had a strange game, played OK but still put a few stray balls around. Seemed annoyed to me, probably with Lescott. I think he could and should have done better with the goal. 7/10 - 5/10 FOR ME.....LOOKED UNCOMFORTABLE AND AS IF HE HAD NEVER PLAYED WITH LESCOTT - AT FAULT FOR THE GOAL IMO.

LESCOTT = Played OK I suppose, still looks like a mistake waiting to happen. Shit himself at times when Dortmund tried to close him down. 7/10 - THE SAME OLD SAME OLD....NEEDS 30 SECONDS TO BRING A BALL UNDER CONTROL AND DECIDE WHAT TO DO WITH IT.....6/10

NASTASIC = Good, played well, but at times out of position. Still one of our better players IMO. 8/10 - HIS PASSING CAN BE SHITE, BUT GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT, PLAYED OUT OF POSITION - 6/10

NASRI = Woefull. Brings nothing to the game. AGAIN had no creative spark, lacks pace and drive. ONE good pass in 1st half. 5/10 - 5???? JESUS, 3/10 AND THAT'S GENEROUS. HE'S FUCKING USELESS.

BARRY = Had a bad night I felt. Lacked the ability and pace to control as usual. Looked his age last night. Had little impact seemed off the pace more than usual.. 6/10 - AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

GARCIA = FUCK ME! I said it last review and I will say it again. NOT GOOD ENOUGH - FAR FROM NDJ QUALITY. No excuses, about injury, timeout etc. The guy is a liability. No pace, can't tackle and shits out of it. His passing is retarded, he expects to get 30 seconds on the ball each time, goes sideways. Looks like I can shit faster than he can track back. Shocking player, and ONE of our worst buys. 3/10 - THE WORST PERFORMANCE FROM A PLAYER IN A CITY SHIRT FOR MANY A YEAR....DMF???? HE TURNED HIS BACK ON AT LEAST 5 TACKLES AND BOTTLED IT FOR AT LEAST 3!! WTF IS HE ALL ABOUT? - 1/10.

SINCLAIR = Bad night. Can't take people on, looks scared to attack. Seemed to be up for it in the first 5mins, after that invisible. It was a mistake to buy him, and thats saying something when I would prefer AJ back rather than him. Not good enough. There is a reason that he is at his 20th club at his age. Shite. 4/10 - LACK OF GAMES....BUT HAD HIS OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW WHAT HE CAN DO WITH DZEKO ON THE PITCH.......JUST DIDN'T - ANOTHER AJ. 3/10.

TEVEZ = Played well, if only due to effort and guile. Looked the only player up for running or to show a bit of passion. Was everywhere, trying his best to dictat the pace and flow, as the rest of our wank midfield struggled to get the ball. Felt sorry for him. 8/10 - 9/10 FOR ME AND AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID.

DZEKO - My patience has truly ran out with him. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. If the gooners want hime, bite their hands off. Id take fucking anything to get rid of this immobile, slow, lazy shitster. He had 3 chances, ON A FUCKING PLATE to score, and couldn't. It is embarrassing. Is he the new BENJANI?? Lets see how many times I can be offside and NOT LEARN. For fucks sake... 3/10 - FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE IN THE STARTING 11 - 2/10........OFFSIDE MORE THAN HE TOUCHED THE BALL!! ENOUGH SAID.

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SUBS:

AUGERO = Played OK, trying to hard. Looked frustrated. Again, seems to want to run that extra yard and always gets tackled. Looks off it. 6/10 - HASN'T PLAYED WELL ALL SEASON. LACK OF CONFIDENCE AND DECISION MAKING. 4/10.

BALOTELLI = Fuckwit, plain as. Not much to say, as he spent most of his time on the deck feigning fouls. Can't control a ball. Great. 2/10 - NOT EVEN GOING THERE.

ZABALETTA = Played well but had little time to impact. I would have had him in the role of Garcia, he would have added bite and guile. 7/10