And So They Begin ......

As a mark of respect for Fergie retiring after 27 years all premiership teams will be holding 2 mins stoppage time !!

... "Hey Arsene, how come you bought all the
foreign Players before most of us"?
Arsene replies "Well Alex, its
because they are smarter than English ones"
"NO WAY!" Alex says, prove
it!"
Arsene shouts over to Jens Lehman and says "Jens, who is your
fathers son, but not your brother"? Jens thinks and says "why, I am
boss" Arsene says to Alex, "see, I told you, smarter than the English!"

Sir Alex heads off back to Manchester and at the training session calls
Wayne Rooney over, he says to Wayne, "Listen here, Wenger thinks that
the foreign players are smarter, prove him wrong son, answer this
question, "Who is your fathers son, but not your brother?"
Rooney
scratches his head and says "what are you on about? I haven`t got a clue"
Alex gets angry and says "right, you have ten minutes to find the
answer" Rooney rushes over to Cristiano Ronaldo and says "hey Cristiano,
who is your fathers son, but not your brother?" Cristiano thinks for a
second and says, "Thats easy, I am"...Rooney
says, "Great, thanks" then rushes back to Alex and shouts "Boss, Boss,
ask me the question again" Alex says, "ok, who is your fathers son, but
not your brother?" Wayne grins a stupid grin and says, "thats easy boss,
its Christiano Ronaldo!" Sir Alex reddens and shouts back at Rooney "No
you fucking idiot, its Jans Lehman!"