Zaba fit for the weekend

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/2013/January/Zabaleta-injury-update

There's just no stopping Chuck Zabaleta!

Excellent news!

When Chuck Norris tells you to jump, it's because Zaba has told him to tell you.

Pablo Zabaleta doesn't need to jump start a car, the car jump starts itself out of fear.

Pablo Zabaleta can show you a picture from when he was older

Pablo Zabaleta clapped with one hand. And heard it too.

If you met Pablo Zabaleta in your dreams he would tackle you back to reality

The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Pablo Zabaleta tackle people.

Pablo Zabaleta can beat boredom. With his tackles.

Pablo Zabaleta can make miracles. He onced tackled a blind guy and he got his vision back.

When Pablo Zabaleta plays soccer, the goalkeeper is the ball.

The Tsunami wave is created by Pablo Zabaleta. When he makes a tackle in beach soccer.

People singing the Christmas song "My two front teeth" must of met up with Pablo Zabaleta.

Pablo Zabaleta can punch you in the arm and it'll break your legs

There's no such thing as De Ja Vu. It's just Pablo Zabaleta messing with your mind !

Pablo Zabaleta is like a diamond. He can't be destroyed, and nobody questions his value.

A lost TV remote will come out of hiding to find Pablo Zabaleta.

Pablo Zabaleta died 10 years ago but the grim reaper hasn't had the courage to tell him.

Pablo Zabaleta's house doesn't have any doorknobs...because he kicks open every door he goes through

Contrary to popular belief, Pablo Zabaleta is the only person who can sneeze with their eyes open

Pablo Zabaletta wasn't born. Pablo Zabaleta was unleashed.

The only reason why their isn’t an ice cream flavour named “Pablo Zabaleta” is because people would be too afraid to eat it

Hurricane Katrina wasn’t the weather…it was the wind of a Pablo Zabaleta tackle felt from Texas to Louisiana.

If Pablo Zabaleta were a substance, he would abuse you.

Scientists have just discovered what dark matter really is. It's the shock-waves of Pablo Zabaleta's tackles filling the void of the universe.

Unlike Rome, Pablo Zabaletta was built in a day.

Scientists say that nothing can escape from a black hole. Black holes have to escape from Pablo Zabaleta

While you are reading this Pablo Zabaleta has tackled 351 football players.

Pablo Zabaleta gave birth to his dad....

Pablo Zabaleta once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Disappointed, he then walked out.

Pablo Zabaleta is capable of killing a man with his thumb - he just prefers tackling people to death instead.

There's a lot of celebrity death hoaxes over the internet. However if you Google; "Pablo Zabaleta Dead", a boot will come out of the screen and hit you.

When it comes to Pablo Zabaleta, you can't run, you can't hide, you can't become non-existent... he'll find you.

Scientists use Pablo Zabaleta’s pulse to check if their atomic clocks are accurate.

Pablo Zabaleta knows the answer to every question, the answer is Pablo Zabaleta

Pablo Zabaleta shaves with a butchers knife, as Gillette is not the best Pablo Zabaleta can get.

Gazelles get chased by lions. Lions get chased by Pablo Zabaleta.

The echo from a Pablo Zabaleta tackle ricochets into the past.

Pablo Zabaleta polishes his boots with melted children

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Pablo Zabaleta

Pablo Zabaleta does not speak. Words try to escape his mouth.

Pablo Zabaleta has no pubes, because hair cannot grow on steel.

A police patrol officer pulled Pablo Zabaleta over the other day. Being a man who respects the law, Pablo Zabaleta let him off with a warning.

Death once took Pablo Zabaleta. Death regretted it.

Pablo Zabaleta once created a sonic boom by tackling Wayne Rooney.

Pablo Zabaleta's car doesn’t run on petrol, it runs of fear!

Im not adding to this cos last time I did it was about NDJ and we all know what happened to him

I know we've moved our "Chuck" allegiance from NDJ but they are funny

Zabs is the only person who can cut scissors with paper ........

Death once took Pablo Zabaleta. Death regretted it.....is my favourite