Meet Crystalli Demichells...our new defender

Well, doesn't that just sum things up with our defence at the minute. Typical!

By the time he's due back everyone else will be fit too.......with that in mind, what are the chances he NEVER actually gets to play a game?

Watch out Beadle's about! There's a man with a funny hand and a camera there right somewhere! This has got to be a prank .........

You really can't make this shit up! Priceless

And Kolo has kept three clean sheets...

There's only one response to this that fully covers it:

Another £4 million down the pan  

Are these people actually businessmen?  

I suppose its bog paper money to them but imagine if any of us lost £4m for companies/organisations we work(ed) for

Valeri Bojinov, Rocky Santa Cruz and now this guy.  Who the fuck does the medicals at our place?  They clearly can't tell a fit player from a crock.  Although to be fair, it's not entirely their fault we didn't pick up a CB in a proper timeframe despite it being common knowledge that we needed one.

Honestly, just as we're getting a good laugh out of the rags having a piss poor transfer window, we just have to watch our club go and trump them.  One foot, both barrels.  Honestly...

I wouldn't mind....but at 32, what did we expect???

Shabby all round really, we let Kolo go and then all summer we've been desperate for a CB...........and we sign Micah's Uncle!!

Where's Boyata?!!!!!!!

didn't he go on loan or I am I imagining another fuck up??

Yaya played centre back for Barca
I think he may be slightly better there than Garcia

Richards is fit - we'll be okay.

blueboy wrote:didn't he go on loan or I am I imagining another fuck up??

If he did then I invoke this response:

Richards is fit - we'll be okay. 

I can't find anything to say he's gone on loan but he isn't in the list of defenders on the OS. He is in  the 25 man squad submitted to the PL though and the CL squad.

When shit happens it happens in bucket loads for us! Boyata for me just aint good enough, Micah needs games but not at C.B he has No concentration. Yaya for the size of him just cant win a ball in the air. Demichells would of done a job and been good cover.
VK will be back in a couple of weeks so stick with Garcia or Nastastic with Lescott for the Stoke game!

I think Garcia is rubbish in that role.

Report saying Kompany won't play at all during September and will come back for the Bayern game.

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I think Garcia is rubbish 


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