Financial Fair Play? Sorted!

Reports that we are looking to offload RSC to Sheikh Mansours club in the UAE.

Looks like a good loophole to get rid of the deadwood on huge wages, whilst giving City back some money as a fee as they don't come under UEFA's FFP rules and can do pretty much what they want.

Fucking funny that we are told that our Sheikh is clueless when it comes to business and hasn't got a clue about the ffp rules.

" our Sheikh is clueless when it comes to business "

Jesus H Daz, can you imagine if he wasn't and how much money he could possibly make.

We are still ruining football Daz, they will kick us out of europe when the rules are brought in. Maybe we could get ourselves into shitloads of debt, then we could all play on a level playing field

I also read somewhere that he'd sold himself a load of new shares that has put another £44Million into the clubs bank account.

RSC is easily worth £15M. Take Jo as well for £10M and we are sorted for this season.

Why don't the owners just start a new club in the UAE that we can send players off to if they fall out of favour.

Boris, seeing as though all the ruling families in the UAE are related and just happen all to own football clubs out there, i don't suppose disposing of a few players will be much of a problem.

I'm sure there's possibilites in this idea. The UAE are not part of UEFA so we could send Tevez there and get him off the payroll until we find a buyer.

Boris, if you go on any of those other sites, it might be worth doing an article on this, along with the 44m share investment, just to see the all head wobbling.

Its all perfectly above board, as UEFA have no control on how clubs in the UAE are run, so Monsieur Platini is up shit creek with this one.

It's all very neat, this. Like it's been in the pipeline for ages. Now that can't be right, can it? I mean, the Sheikh has no idea about business or football, so how can he have had this all ready for when Blotto and Platypus decide to launch their salvo against us?

Bloody hilarious, really. I'm loving it. Can't wait for the season to start, see the looks on those slack jawed yokels on the other side of the Irwell.