Pants down?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602202/Lyon-Anthony-Martial-Manchester-United-Monaco-58m-Transfer-News-Gossip

£36m rising to £58m? WTF? His agent must be some negotiator.

I mean, I know we all say "it's not our money, who cares"....but even Raheem Sterling was £44m rising to £49m.

That's a £22m rise in add-ons FFS!

might be a 22 million rise if they win the league in which case they know they won't have to pay in the forseeable future.

But what negotiator would stipulate £22m of addons for a move to a club that's won fuck all in three years and seems to be going backwards? Maybe they consist of things like "Qualify for Europe" (as in, any European cup competition) and "Get to a cup quarter final" (including the C1C) and maybe even "Beat Stoke once"!!! Hell, they'd probably have to hand over five million for scoring against us

Maybe we didn't get ripped off for KdB after all

maybe to win the johnstone's paint trophy within 5 years

Aw, that's terrible! That means they only need to be relegated twice. Can't we make it the FA Trophy? That would need them to go down to the Conference at the very least. I'd like that

imagine the local derby Manchester United v fc united. the spawn of satan

FC United would probably win.

And the rags kit will be the only thing you can buy in the UK with a Chevrolet badge on it from 2016...

http://www.chevrolet.co.uk/owners-area/important-customer-information.html

I'm loving the speed at which they are trying to become irrelevant

They really have gone from world number one's, to the biggest joke in football.