Dinner Invites - Who Would You Invite

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Look at David Moyes' - fucking hilarious!

tommy would be the only one to give moysey a kiss, that's for sure!

What a surprise! Big Fat Sam would like SlurAlex as his dinner date

They'd probably drink the distillery dry between em

now that is some woman TMG

Ffs blue boy we are trying not to use the C word.and you bring up that mummys boy again!

No point talking about the dead, three people I wanna go dinner with.
1-hawking 2-Monica belucci 3-moyes so I can kick the cunts head in oops damn you blueboy!

What a peculiar article! And why, given the whole of humanity at your disposal for a theoretical dinner date, would you choose your own mum? I mean, okay, fair enough, she's hardly likely to stand you up, but come on!

Disappointed in Zola as well, his dad and his wife? I'd have thought he might've chosen Cicciolina at least!

Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen and the marx brothers Groucho and Karl with Dory Previn and Mama Cass Elliot as well

maybe moyes thought he'd have a chance with a couple of his choices...

Micah, GazBaz, Joe Hart.

Fuck dinner we'll go on the randan!

everyone on here, Fergie, Gary Nev, Karl Pilkington, Jordan (kate Price), Gorgie Thompson & everbody off corrie.

what a laugh

ONH wrote:everyone on here, Fergie, Gary Nev, Karl Pilkington, Jordan (kate Price), Gorgie Thompson & everbody off corrie.

what a laugh

This is not a pre-meditated dig at you ONH - but Gary Chuckle? Jordan?

oh - and TMG..................your new pic can come, in more ways that one! hot.

time i got rid of gollum and got back to some proper porn!

I'd invite Cheryl Cole, Michelle Keegan, Kym Marsh, Millie Clode and the chick from TMGs Avatar. I get um all as drunk as i could (no food allowed), use my cheeky Northern wit on them and see what develops .

blueboy0304 wrote:

ONH wrote:everyone on here, Fergie, Gary Nev, Karl Pilkington, Jordan (kate Price), Gorgie Thompson & everbody off corrie.

what a laugh

This is not a pre-meditated dig at you ONH - but Gary Chuckle? Jordan?

you lot & Gary Nev, Jordan after a few sherbets, Karl Pilkington, a laugh



Probally go for a Indian.

Fair enough, but Chuckle would get a kicking after a few sherberts, so it could get a bit messy. Pilkington doesn't like crowds or foreign food, so I could see us blues grilling yourself and taggert, whilst thinking about what strain of antibiotic we will be taking for the foreseeable future if Jordan got her way with one of us.

blueboy0304 wrote:Fair enough, but Chuckle would get a kicking after a few sherberts, so it could get a bit messy. Pilkington doesn't like crowds or foreign food, so I could see us blues grilling yourself and taggert, whilst thinking about what strain of antibiotic we will be taking for the foreseeable future if Jordan got her way with one of us.

and that "bird" in your pic is invited along PLEASE

Number One:
Jessica Biel - pure fucking fantasy.

Number Two:
Noel Gallagher - get his guitar out, tell a few stories.

Number Three:
Billy Connolly - funny as fuck.

Number Four:
Tony Bennett - stories of the old days and a great voice.

Number Five:
Helen Mirren - always had a thing for her and still do, since The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

George Bush - I would like to see in person how this fuckwit became the most powerful man
Shane warne - simply the best ever
Tony Blair- just to tell him how much I detested the obnoxious piece of shit

these avatars are gonna get me into trouble boys!

Trevor Francis - player/manager - Owls and City

John Lennon

Mike - guy who lives down the street from us (sorry if you are his wife and you look at this site)

Wensdi wrote:Trevor Francis - player/manager - Owls and City

John Lennon

Mike - guy who lives down the street from us (sorry if you are his wife and you look at this site)

you minx Wensdi - trust a woman!

After all those horrific Avatars Blueboy!! You've got a nerve - "trust a woman"

Wensdi surely this is more offensive than the C word, no?

Wensdi wrote:After all those horrific Avatars Blueboy!! You've got a nerve - "trust a woman"

Wensdi - if you were not privy to this site - the moving/still avatars i could post for the boys would blow your mind if you think my current ones are 'horrific'.

What is horrific is the fact that you go on a website, followed by BILLIONS and claim that you would want your next door neighbours husband to come to dinner as he is cute!!! Talk about hypocrisy. That is horrifically a statement of double-standards!!! You are opposed to the C word and my beautiful avatars - but advocate 'wanting to shag you neighbours husband'????? (poetic license)

Actually BlueBoy I said I'd like to go to dinner with him and he lives down the street not next door. Are you on a yacht with Chris Packham fishing for pollocks?

For a yorkshire lass, diner=shag. Lets not beat around the bush!

Terrible fish Pollocks Wensdi. I like fishing for Sea Bass off the coast of Cornwall. Pollocks tend to steal my sand eels - so I really hate them, as they are seen as a third class fish. Have you ever been?

Cornwall is Underated, Nice and clean, Temperate climate as well. You should go some time. Maybe Chris Packham might be there.

As well as the C word,can we all refrain from beating around Wensdi's bush, you'll wear the girl out.

Been to Cornwall (and Devon) last year and this year actually BB.

Think I'll give Mike a ring and see about an appetizer then:oops:

Very Quickly - Wensdi's Bush - just for those who haven't seen it!

Just kidding Wensdi.

Will be removed ASAP BWTAC.

My 3

Louis Spence

Jordan

Kerry Katona

I wouldn't actually want to have dinner with them, i'd just lock the three of them in the room and set fire to these oxygen thieves.

Blueboy, i thought that was Bobby Charltons hand it was shaking that much.

No - it was Mike's!!!